Curtain Rod:- you want to hear a long rambling PA then fly any US Carrier and you'll never complain about our short and concise to the point PA's ever again.
I'm still going to give my usual shortish 35 second PA as usual before departure and my even shorter top of descent one of 20 seconds so if you still don't like it then I respectfully suggest you block your tender Ears and toughen up Princess