Apologies, not CC, and slightly off topic, but many years ago, as part of a team conducting a road traffic survey, it was necessary to pull over random vehicles to question the driver about the nature of their journey.
The driver of a Rolls Royce pulled over, when questioned as to the purpose of his journey, replied " to buy a pork pie".
The location? Melton Mowbray. The driver? None other than Harry Secombe (mentioned positively earlier). A classic response.