Curtain Rod -
"Even in J class, if you're not maintaining a high level of alertness while continuously avoiding conversations while keeping the television off, you have no chance of seeing and stopping the high-speed passes by the 1 cabin crew that whizzes by every couple of hours with a bottle of water. They are just pretending to be interested in serving you water. In reality, they are forced to appear interested and simply want to return to their crew seat as fast as possible, where they can continue their extremely loud and disruptive discussions with each other while ignoring most of the passengers who must venture to the galley to find a glass of water, or, imagine, some juice, a can of coke, or (annoyingly) a snack."
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