Oh dear, I said it would be my last, but I just have to reply to clear up some confusion.
Torque tonight, I mistyped life belt in my haste for life jacket. I think if you read the line in the context it was stated you could have worked that out. For your information I keep my seat belt, which is what you implied I meant, loosely fastened throughout every flight. As I said, I take safety, especially my own, seriously. So please don't call me stupid.
I don't have the luxury of 840 hours annual flying, so flying to me, airport hassles side, is still of interest so don't rubbish my views (pun intended).
As for being more concerned about saving my little camera at the expense of my own and everyone else's safety, please at least give me the credit of more common sense than you suggest.
Formulating search queries is a black art at the best of times, so I'm sorry if I wasn't clever enough to hit on the right terms. Maybe with your imparted wisdom I will be more successful in future.