Imagine;
All UK Drivers Licences must be replaced with new ERSA (R=Road) Licences by 2014. (happens also to be an Anagram).
Anyone who has not driven a minibus, motorbike, lorry etc in the last 3 years will lose this from their licence.
Everyone must pay a fee of circa £140 for a new licence.
Everyone must now prove their English speaking ability - even though their existing licence states nationality AND place of birth!
Everyone must learn the new highway code that consists of 2 x 1000 page documents (CRP804 & Part RCL). Approx 500,000 words all written in plain 'European' - containing lots of NEW ways of driving.
The motorway is now altered so the slow lane is the fast lane, fast is slow and middle is still the same (pleasing the stereotypical happily please admin type person who hogs it in their own little world).
Driving Schools who do not comply with the complex legislation lose their Approvals to train (even though their owners are trying to fly, earn a living, keep their finger on the pulse, read 500,000 words, interpret 500,000 words, try to understand 500,000 words, then re write the 500,000 words into their OWN version of the 500,000 words that is shorter, easier to read, seldom read, and subsequently re-approved by the people that contributed to the original 500,000 words.
Bus/Taxi/Coach/Lorry/Van Operators must also do the above.
GET THAT ONE PAST PARLIAMENT!