Trouble is a question of privilege and envy. At my local airport, there is a grudging...'off somewhere nice are we sir....' [= I hate you] from the brown and blue army, who,alas realise that in their lives, this is all there is. They wear hate and envy on their arms like a black armband of death. A p**s poor service compared to the americans who seem to be able to address you correctly and offer some offer of respect...but as long as you offer it to them.
I hear that journalists from April 6th onwards will be required to sit exams in the UK towards licenciate membership of the Royal College of Truthful and Polite Journalists. There will be annual renewals of this privilege along with clearance to report the accurate thruth for a further 6 months. Wonderful stuff.