Para 1.
Sure I think that's a great thing to aspire to, I seem to recall you saying somewhere about positive outlook, does this not fit into that catagory?
Para 2-4.
You obviously haven't done your research on the job of an SO very well. Ops A para 8.1.4.3.7 Job of an SO point # 1 - "Must try to consume all the sandwitches prior to take-off". So your social commentary was completely irrelevent. I too like sandwitches, I just don't get the opportunity to eat them that often.
Ask and thou shall't receive.