Maybe not, newt:
Not been tweaked in years cuefaye
but you have been on Bookface!
Me? Been in and out, different guises, some gone, some in abeyance.
Why: Curiosity!
When: Donkeys!
Main object (originally): Commenting on subjects of which I have some knowledge in order to expand the knowledge of others!
Main object (recently and irregularly): Tweaking tails of self-appointed know it alls! (Not you, newt)
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