Willyleaks.
Sec (Confidential).
To : the higher up Jobsworths.
From : a slippery pole contender.
Mate, There is a call on Pprune for a great underwater salvage fund to be initiated – (Sunny for Chairman). Their purpose would be to complete underwater evidence recovery.
This would deprive the Navy of some great training of course. It is a preferable to have a self funding, user pays system. That way budget monies could be reserved for important things like soft white paper, heated chamber pots and increased legal fees. They would have to supply the crew (investigators and auditors) though. As you are aware the official ones are terribly busy attending Coroners Inquests, Senate Inquiries and other hugely expensive functions which are conducted in defence of our realm. Another great side benefit would be the bonus system could be well and truly milked. Just think of the perceived "savings", we'd make mincemeat out of that mob at Estimates.
I am on the second floor at Brisvegas this week if you want to coffee (Thursday if you want to use your Gloria Jeans voucher).
Best etc. A. Bright spark. (wannabe Contender).
Last edited by Kharon; 12th Mar 2013 at 00:32.