Frank, Just for you my friend, just for you;
This months special is
the 'CASA del Pizza'. Every pizza comes with;
- Additional spices, with
flavouring from some pot plant garnishing
- Mushrooms. Grown in a secret
CASA location amongst worm castings
- Extra pineapple
- Every order is
blessed by a Witchdoctor
- Every order is delivered in a pizza box lined with
Flight Safety magazine pages , copies of the White Paper or 'Chambers
report'
- All pizzas come with 'Reasoning Seasoning' and are covered with
Swiss cheese. Line up all the pieces and you will find a bottle of Diet Coke
- Delivery is via government fleet car, UAV or riverboat
And yes our delivery and cooking procedures are very safe. All woodfire ovens have undergone a robust risk assessment and comply with regulatory procedures. Our delivery drivers and UAV operators have been mentored by our FOI's to ensure the company embraces 'worlds best practise'. Our AOC has just been reissued and an effective SMS is in place, commensurate with the size of our organisation. All Chefs are DAMP tested if the pizzas are burnt which is unlikely as we are ISO certified as
part of our QMS. The risk of burnt pizzas has been mitigated by continuous surveillance and continual improvement within our Change Management system.
Frank, we look forward to receiving your order and promise to
despatch your pizza within (cough cough) an agreed timeframe. (Please note that anybody taking the piss by making comments about delivery within 23 years will not be served!).
Regards
Management
If the the answer to both is no then all you are doing is blowing smoke up your own backside by posting a constant stream of cryptic waffle pretending to be more important than you really are.
So Frank your actual contribution to try and bring about change to the Australian aviation system is zero as well?
Check out Darker Shades Of Blue, a book about 'Lookleft'!
Reading about CRM and being a participant at a HF course is like sitting in front of the computer playing FS Oleo. Unless you actually are a PP and can put that knowledge into practise then you are just yet another wannabe pretending to know how pilots operate in a modern flight deck.