Capetonian
You edited your original thread and so I don't know what else you said in it.
Why do you say "Next time I have the misfortune to be in Crawley"
I'm not from that area, but it's rather like me saying that the next time I have the misfortune to be in CPT I'll keep the windows up and ignore red lights. Only I wouldn't say that.
If you're from capetown you may like it, as I'm sure people do that live in Crawley. Just what is your problem? Or are you a professional misery guts, perhaps time to retire. Fly happy.