You Might Be a Red Dog if
- The only flat panel displays in your life are on vending machines
- The sheepskin seat covers are shiny from wear but your pants look like sheepskin seat covers
- You grew up in El Paso but have a trace of India accent
- On takeoff roll, throttles to full immediately
- MEL includes underwear but not hardware
- Who needs brake pads when you have (at least one) reverse buckets ?
- The line you fly for is named after an extinct animal or person
- You have the only remaining type rating for your usual ride
- You keep looking at Freightliner brochures and wondering 'what if'....
- Your wife keeps looking at Freightliner brochures and wondering 'What if'...