Did you just wonder how you can ever soar like an eagle? Well, you ain't an eagle, the real eagles are super and Nigerians!
And you can't soar simply because you are wingless which aligns with 'stalling' and 'failing' (probably explains why you are aptly named stallfail
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Do note that even the pigeons can fly, they just ain't allowed to lift off because there are so many wingless eagles lazying about working half as less as the pigeons and chopping per diems!