Hollywood Press Release
Two new movies to be released this year:
1. 'Behind The Fortress Door' - A sequel to the classic 'Behind The Green Door'. The sequel was made due to the demands of cult followers of Marilyn Chambers, as well as fans of the 'Chambers Report'. Fans thirst for action and risqué entertainment will be well and truly quenched. The movie features endless Fort Fumble shenanigans including naked men with robust pineapples.
2. '20 000 Leagues Beneath The Norfolk Sea'. A satirical remake of the original Jules Walsh classic. The film features lots of silliness as a group of grown men fumble through the process of retrieving a simple block of Swiss cheese from the ocean floor. The film contains a mixture of Hogans Heroes antics as well as a splash of Muppets and Get Smart. The humour will have you mi mi mi-ing in the isles!
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