Went to the Bunch of Grapes 4 years ago as a Worthless Civilian on holiday with my other half.....
We were the last people dining al fresco in the courtyard that night when a couple of local cats started getting it on rather vocally on top of the 10ft wall in front of us. When the owner/ manager came outside to see what all the racket was, I pointed to the cats & made the "International gesture for shooting copulating felines".
He went inside & moments later reappeared with an air rifle, proceeded to shoot one of the cats "in flagrante", smile, bow & disappear again.
I felt guilty. For a minute or two.....
Last edited by ExAdvert; 2nd Mar 2013 at 07:28.