The position of the Military Aircrew forum on the main page menu is derived from a software algorithm that uses the following variables;
1. Inappropriate use of "there, their, and they're".
2. Juxtaposition between rambling anecdotes and a salient point.
3. Calculation of total "there I was with nothing on the clock..." introductions.
4. Calculation of total "the trouble with the youth of today..." introductions.
5. Inappropriate use of the apostrophe of possesion/pluralisation.
6. Calculation of total "why did they cancel the Harrier..." tomes.
7. Any reference to the Fleet Air Arm and Aircraft Carriers.
8. Any reference to an individual's ability to wear a hat - or not.
Each instance of the above drops the forum position by one line.