I'd agree with Beagle there.
Certainly in my time Ascoteering, Sylvanus and Polis were the choice if Chris wasn't about.
Having said that, after cracking a case of Keo with the crew outside Block 100, having a Tac 'Z', and then a couple of jugs of Brandy Sour in the mess prior to the sally, I'm not sure it makes a jot of difference which kebab house one visits!