and a few more........
* A helicopter will kill you quickly ... A woman takes her time
* Helicopters Don't Take Forever To Warm Up.
* Helicopters Can Be Turned On By The Flick Of A Switch, or the push of a button.
* A Helicopter's Thrust To Weight Ratio Is Higher.
* A Helicopter Does Not Get Mad If You Do A "Touch And Go".
* You Can Calculate The Performance Of A Helicopter before you get in.
* A Helicopter Is Easy To Roll Over.
* You Can Still Turn On A Fifty Year Old Helicopter.
* A Helicopter Doesn't Object To A Preflight Inspection.
* Helicopters Have Strict Weight limits.
* You Can Fly A Helicopter Any Time Of The Month.
* Helicopters Don't Start Whining Unless Something Is Really Wrong.
* You Can Share Your Helicopter With Your Friends.
* If Your Helicopter Smokes, You Can Do Something About It.
* Helicopters Don't Care About How Many Other Helicopters You've Flown.
* You Don't Have To Be Jealous Of The Guy That Works On Your Helicopter.
* Your Parents Don't Remain In Touch With Your Old Helicopter After You Get Rid Of It.
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