Bunkum sorry Duncan in his many guises here is never going to give up is he?
It must be pretty boring when Southampton aren't playing so no reporters job. Tomatoes are not planted yet. No BASSA accounts to pore over. No barbies to go to at Bedfont FC. No Newsletters harping back to World War II and beyond to compose.
Still a nice trip to Madrid is on the cards and a chance to get the Willie Walsh masks out and give the Brutish Airways and Flying pickets T shirts an airing. mind you I'd be a bit careful about winding the Guardia Civil up they are not as cosy as the British Plod!
Mind you a wack on the bonce with a Spanish riot shield might knock some sense in.