I'm calling it a day anyway and retiring from PPRuNe. Thanks guys, I've thoroughly enjoyed the humour and banter.
Proof, if ever there was, that Watersidewonker is a fibber ..... but then he has had
plenty of practise.
Did you log in with the wrong alias, Watersidewonker, instead of using one of your plentiful other guises? It was never your intention to stay away from here, was it? You just can't help yourself, can you? LOL!