"A special announcement for the passenger in seat 30H: there has been a battery explosion under the floor near you and there is no extinguishing system installed.
However there is no cause for alarm as the battery is in a heavy steel box. If you start to feel hot please contact a cabin attendant.
Our estimated flying time to the emergency alternate airport is three hours."
ARE THEY KIDDING?
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Last edited by toffeez; 24th Feb 2013 at 08:38.