Weekend relaxation for fighter jocks:
Tidy up log book - weekly total (adds up to 1.2).
Drink beer with 'mates' - all standing in a circle shooting down own watches while describing particularly awesome tactical moves but not listening to anything anyone else says.
Look in mirror, snap teeth together, saying "That's right, I am dangerous!"
Don flying suit and conduct experiment to determine optimum distance for top zip tag from fully up position for maximum allure.
7.00 pm - bedtime with teddy.