It kicks off with a reproduction of the 1936 Berlin Olympics where following the march past, 40,000 pigeons will be released and while circling to get their bearings, a Battery of 105mm Howitzers from The School of Artillery fire a salute which causes 40,000 simultaneous pigeon ****s to descend on the audience.
It will be worth it if only to listen to the Massed Bands follow on with The 1812 Overture culminating in..........., you guessed it 40,000 more pigeon ****s.
This will be salvaged for pot plant fertiliser.
I trust Brisbane ATC have been informed?