Wanted - A ringmaster
Step right up friends the circus is in town. That's right, and completely true, Cavalia has set up in the DFO carpark, Brisbane airport, across the road from that other great circus tent - Fort Fumble!
Bring the family and bring the Inspectorate. There will be a host of activities including:
A kids petting zoo - Pat a FF executive in his natural environment. This one is not for the faint hearted.
A spinning cage - Watch as audit reports, documents and 'questions on notice' are spun around mercilessly. Spin spin spin, where it stops only Albo knows. The finale of this act is always a heart stopper.
Apple bobbing - Grab the top prize and you could be off on an all expenses paid 'working study' to Montreal with business class tickets and 5 star chamber accommodation.
The Lions Cage - Watch as a Senator walks into the cage full of hungry FF spin doctors and tries to tame the circling ferocious angry beasts! There will be hoops to jump through, whips and jackboots.
Escape artists - Watch as a group of mid tier managers attempt to free themselves from the chains of the Band D Salary and escape to the safety of an awaiting corporate executive package.
Flyingfiends flying trapeze act - You will be amazed at this robust performance. Watch as these high flyers move from one end of the tent to another at dizzying speed and almost out of sight. There will be no safety net as these boys are fully confident in their ability to defy the laws of aviation nature. (Keep an eye out for the spandex costumes!).
Laughing clowns - There will be bald headed laughing clowns aplenty. Grab an audit report and pop it in the clowns mouth and win a prize!
AOC fortune teller - Swing by the fortune tellers desk and seek a prediction on the future or your AOC, HOFO application or gaze into the crystal ball to see what your possible future is pertaining to Show Causes.
Nashing of teeth - Enjoy working with the circus folks, bearded ladies, carnies and Inspectors as you grab a shovel, dig a hole , pot a plant, cover it in circus floor pony poo and water it from a chamber pot. You will be encouraging a greener environment while making robust use of free land space. For entertainment value this one gets a big tick in the box..
So friends come to Brisbane airport, enjoy the double act of Cirque de Cavalia and Cirque de CASA. Tickets selling fast.
P.S For those who cannot afford the show there will be free evening viewing of the event from Level 3, East Wing, FF Brisbane.
Last edited by my oleo is extended; 19th Feb 2013 at 22:18.
Reason: Circus elephants in the middle of the tent