It might be health and safety, but I don't think a soft floppy prop is going to work...
Or
Must be Royal Navy with a wing like that, it's a bit of a bender.
Or
"God.. this reminds me of my days in the Navy"
"You had wings this shape?"
"No, but I spent an awful long time in the barrel"
..
Last edited by NutLoose; 19th Feb 2013 at 16:40.