THE GOONSHOW SCRIPTS - (part the hair) -
Eidleburger:
Lord Seagoon? I must inform you zat zis Zeppelin is highly inflame-able. Therefore, Rauchen ist Verboten! Nicht Rauchen! Defence de Fumé! Nicht Fumé! Nicht Rauchen! RAUCHEN VERBOTEN!!!
Ned:
Cigarette?
Eidleburger:
Zank you.
GRAMS:
massive explosion
Eidleburger:
Geblunden verschitz!! Zese cigarettes are strong!
Ned:
I know, they're made of iron.
Spike (German) Captain Eidleburger, zis message has just come through ze electic mangle.
Eidleburger:
Geblungen! It's a tale of ze Keiser's shirt! Play it on zis gramophone immediately!
GRAMS:
Crackly record of Spike: (German) "As from today, Germany is no longer at peace with England."