...your aftershave is a Sani-Wipe...and you call the scent "Nighthawk".
...you fly a civilian Herc and you hope the inbound plane has 10" of pressurization and an operating hotcup. The other deferred items don't matter.
...you know how to tweak the autopilot pots on that Herc with a Swiss Army knife.
...you warm your inflight meal on the hotcup, because there is no oven or it is "deferred".
...you can take a crap in moderate turbulence while hanging on to the Herc's 9G net without turning your ass blue...another use for Nighthawk should the turbulence be slightly more than moderate.
...you know what a Monarch door is on a cargo DC-8.
...you know what a BMEP stain is.
Last edited by Desert185; 16th Feb 2013 at 00:01.