I'm calling it a day anyway and retiring from PPRuNe. Thanks guys, I've thoroughly enjoyed the humour and banter.
Ordinarily, the fact that Watersidewonker might announce such things would raise a
real chorus of cheers ..... except that he has a multitude of identities on this website, and is here on this very thread with another alias. So, sadly, all will
still have to put up with his ramblings.