Don,
A 737 carries "almost" 50T like a 777? Really? And how far does it carry it? What planet are you living on? I think the sand down there is finding its way into your brain. You might want to have that checked out...
As for showers and bars, I'd only be excited about those if I could use them. Since you can't use either, I might be more concerned about not being credited for my time spent in the bunk if I were you.