Bought an old banger off a friend and found after an hour or so drive that the low oil light came on. I topped up, but it remained on. I phoned him up to ask whether this was a known fault on the car. "All other tees and pees are in the green" was met with confusion.
On arriving at the Hoover Dam in the US, signs were up on the roads giving the frequency of a local radio station dedicated solely to giving visitor information. I asked the other half "do you want to get the ATIS".
Standby, go ahead and most regularly say-again are all faults of mine.
So glad it's not just me.