I was joe'd to write a valedictory letter for a colleague, who was also a personal friend. So my plan was, strictly with his agreement, to include some totally bogus reference to a non-existent secondary duty.....
Unfortunately, said chum was busy with his
√irgin Atlantic conversion training at the time and I couldn't get hold of him to hatch my plan before the boss's deadline for the draft....
Ever since the advent of the Wg Cdr (Typist) Branch, who sit in their offices clattering away on keyboards rather than getting to know their squadron members, it is highly probable that a well-crafted spoof 'valedictory' draft would fail to attract the boss's attention....
