Samantha, the Golden Envelope please...
Third Place -
Nutloose
"There was going to be six of us in this race Doris, one was going to be the Pope..... But typical Catholic, he withdrew early"
Second Place -
622
Doris, can you lend me a woodbine in case they call 'smoke on..go' ?
and the Winner is...
jwcook
"
Well you can leave these buggies safely outside of Tesco's! Just try that with a Horse"