from "The Maximum"................
our reporter writes ".....journalists will soon be replaced by a team of monkeys with typewriters. For too long now these journalists have pretended to research serious news and write informed, factual articles - of course, as we all know, all they do is drink too much and then make it all up." A spokesman for the monkeys said "it's amazing what these little banana-munching blue-arsed guys can come up with just randomly banging away at the keyboard - it's certainly as good as anything any journalist has written in recent times. And the money we save on booze is fantastic!!"
