ExAscoteer,
You are missing the point spectacularly. The 'puddle-jumpers' A and C (and I) operate out of not into a military airfield. And A and C spends his days flying, IIRC, a B737 in and out of much busier airfields than that.
And I'm with MightyGem: I've given up trying to be helpful and save a radio call by saying XXX Tower, G-ABCD, join, runway 19, QFE 1001 as they just go through it all again and want it read back. They seem incapable of common sense.
Still as they seem to change every five minutes perhaps they have only just learned the job before they move on.
Tim