Employment Opportunity for the Future
This is great news! I look forward to joining a ground team - just imagine... No turbulence, unruly pax, slot worries, missing baggage, spilled coffee, sim checks... the list goes on. We still get to fly the machine and have even more time for chucking the ladies under the chin.
Where do I apply?
I presume that the "In Charge" will make the appropriate calls to get level/route changes when there is weather around and keep an eye on the radar and TCAS, as well as run the emergency checklists in case of fire etc.
It's all good for us boys - life just got a whole lot easier...