... I occasionally hang in the worst place possible ...
OK, OK, I see it now. "No stick no vote." Just different corners of the same page then.
Are you actually suggesting that the public and press don't appreciate and respect Lee, Portland, Stornaway and Sumburgh?
No, but 42 years on we still get stuff like the recent Grauniad articles. And if the articles weren't enough, some of the website comments were pretty awful.
... if they become a passenger ...
Please educate me if I am wrong but I estimate that this is considerably less likely than on MR jobs.
[And we have mountains right beside the sea in the NW Highlands.]