Landed at an airport in single figures latitude middle of the night which was pitch black. On a crappy freight apron with only one bulb working.
Aircraft met by 15 locals all but 1 in a high viz.
Me wandering around in white shirt.
Out of the dark with no headlights working comes a huge local driving an old landy. Then proceeds to rip into none high viz wearing local.
Hell I think that sod is going to skin me with some fine or other for not wearing one.
Finishes shouting in the local lingo and sticks on a huge smile and says "Jambo Jambo Captain"
"Well Jambo to you to sir, I do aplogise for not having my hi-viz on I will just go and get it"
"No problem Captain we can see you whities at night, its us darkies that need hi-viz on especially if we don't brush our teeth and chew tobbacca like that bugger"
I just burst out laughing and the hi-viz stayed where it was for the next 4 months.