Rottenray,
Ok, I'll bite.
There are many of us who chose a professional career in aviation that does not involve flying aeroplanes.
Just as well, as you and all the other professional pilots would have nothing to fly, no one to maintain them, bugger all in payload and you would have to bring your own cheese tray!
Still, look on the bright side. Security would be a doddle.
Your arrogance does you no credit and is an embarrassment to the many professional pilots I work with everyday.