Originally Posted by
SASless
If you fetch up on a Semi, Jack-Up, or large production Platform by mistake....perhaps a rethink of technique/procedure/fatigue level might be in order.
And if you do inadvertently end up on the wrong manned platform and they ask you who you are, be sure to say "If you don't know I'm not saying" and take-off before they can get an ID on you
. As one of Brian Abrahams former colleagues once famously did...