I'm impressed this didn't get shot down or descend into a bashing fest!
That's because you rather cleverly said you won't be working for Cathay. Had you not done so then you would have been well and truly ridiculed. I agree with the other posters; lots of choices for the discerning renter and you won't have to pay the equivalent of the US national debt - oops! Personally, I'd go for Kennedy Town which, despite the name, has absolutely no connection to US politics - ah, sorry Dart....
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