Ah yes the hoteliers from Kabul. My pet hate is the credit card. I mean I hate giving my credit card to anyone let alone some potential Osama loving hotel clerk.
My performances have been splendid over the years, yelling and hissy fitting and threatening to take away the hotel's contract and generally to no avail.
My favorite has to be the movies. Once upon a time we used to be able call and say the TV was on the blink -no charge, fuzzy picture -no charge, wrong movie showing -no charge. Now far too advanced for me, they have all bases covered.