Ok then, here's a challenge for all of you using the reverse.
Next time you have to phone up for a car insurance quote, spell your name to a bank call centre etc, try using non-standard phonetic alphabet. It is f*cking impossible!
Arthur, Beans, Chav etc.......
I quite enjoy the old xylophone, gnat, Oedipus, ptarmigan etc. take on this...the silent letters really confuse them!