My favourite is the BB's rant about getting down to the Falklands for the 30th. He even wrote to the Minister about how awful it was he and others couldn't guarantee to get there via "Transport Command". Obviously the RAF should kick operational personnel off the flights to make way for the star of the show. I suspect his real reason was that all his bitter venom over the years might have made him doubt the reception he might of received onboard. Assuming they let him onboard.
Oh, and a very convincing peice that mentions the Tornado "F1/F3". Credible stuff, Sharky.