"Ok now the final redundancy tranche it out of the way and only four of us remain I have come up with a plan
Tubs you being the lowest rank will man Brize Norton our remaining Station, I realise that manning the whole station yourself is going to be a lot of work, especially as you will be responsible for our final aircraft, but I have taken that into account and i will allow you an extra week to prepare for AOC's inspection.
Beaky I am making you AOC and along with Streaky here, you will join me at MOD London where the three of us can oversee Tubs. I realise that with only three of us at MOD to oversee Tubs we are going to be stretched, therefore I have arranged with No10 to employ a 100 strong typing pool to assist us...
Well gentlemen I think that covers all bases... Oh, before I forget Tubs, chatting on the blower to the PM this morning he wants you to deploy our asset to....."
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