As the hilarious after dinner chat by the BHX ATC officer, Gunson I think, suggested when reading the after crash QRH: "Park Brake.......Set." Presumably to stop someone stealing the evidence. AH, Bring back airmanship. There was the other gem:
"after the crash the last to leave the a/c is the captain. If I pass you (F/O) on the way out you are to assume the rank of captain."