It sounds like poor Truckflyer is getting such bad cabin fever alone in his airport hotel that his tenuous grip on reallity is close to snapping.
How better can I entertain myself than when I am sitting in this X. ing hotel !!
Italian TV gameshows and the little bottle of hotel hand lotion maybe?
Nice last post by the way. I think anyone who was still in any doubt can see what we're dealing with here.