A380-800
Technically correct, practically anal! Leave it up to the skipper on the day. Personally, I have no problems with it, as i'm sure many other guys here don't judging by the replies.
If you follow the OMA so rigidly, can I assume you refuse to undertake any Company required duties until STD -60, such as briefing cabin crew for example? Mmm... thought not!
You're not the same guy that re calculated the T/O performance for a 27kg LMC dog are you?