On serious note, what would it take in terms of hardware and troops to invade Argentina and, crucially, if we colonised them would it be of any use to our economy or, alternatively, couldn't we send many of the UK's new immigrants there if we owned it (a bit like sending rascals to Australia).
Perhaps we could rename Argentina "Fieldhouseland" after Sir John Fieldhouse the Naval Commander of the Falklands War!
