Slightly off thread ... I'm sure you all know that your 2011/2012 Tax Return is due in by the end of the month (if not already submitted) ...
So here's a little help with the question on your dependents
Q: Do you have anyone dependent on you ?
Apparently someone wrote: “2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission”.
HMRC returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham.
HMRC stated the response he gave was unacceptable. The man’s response to HMRC was: “Who did I miss out ?”
Sorry if you've seen it before ... but worth airing
