Al-bert
It not a bad thing to 'come out' ...We know you're a closet Banjo player and your claims of Sarcastic wit (oxymoron BTW) fall on deaf ears.
The entire industry now knows your a closet Banjo player... The first years are the worst! but then you get used to the derision.
You'd be very surprised who else on this forum has a banjo in his kitbag ;-)
Your not alone!...be proud!